People never get the flowers while they can still smell them.”ġ0. “If you admire somebody, you should go ahead and tell them. “You might not have a car or a big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things will change.”ĩ.
“We can’t change the world unless we change ourselves.”Ĩ. “Take the first chance that you get, because you may never get another one.”ħ. Making a difference in someone else's isn't.”Ħ. She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra."ĭespite his best efforts, Biz Markie doesn't make it very far with this lady whose name he couldn't be bothered to remember.5. Spelling is hard, even for rap pros like Warren G. "I say what's next? What's next? What's N-X-E-T?" "Why you sleeping with your eyes closed?"ĭestiny's Child's grasp on how sleep works is tenuous, at best.
This insanity is what happens when you give Flavor Flav his own song. Then you pick your teeth with tombstone chips." "You're eating dirt cause you like getting dirt from the graveyard. "More green than my Whole Foods, and I'm too fly-Jeff Goldblum."Ĭhildish Gambino is probably the only rapper who can make references to Jeff Goldblum's role in The Fly seem cool.Ģ7. Obviously, a song that is basically a string of yo' mama jokes is going to be funny. I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs." "Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough. Some people just don't have what it takes to live up to the Sugarhill Gang's high culinary standards. "Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat, and the food just ain't no good? I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood." Probably not the best boast Juelz Santana could have come up with, considering ostriches can't fly at all. The entire song is funny, but this line is a real stand-out. There are so many things other than harpoons that actually flow, highlighting why this is considered one of the worst rap songs of all time.
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I got old money, coulda bought a dinosaur."įurther proof that Lil Wayne knows how to crack a joke. Young MC's big hit is an ode to the challenges of dating in the modern world. "Music comes on people start to dance, but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants." ae0fcc31ae342fd3a1346ebb1f342fcb Sir Mix-A-Lot's biggest (only) hit is peppered with funny lines like this one. "Oh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin, you say you wanna get in my Benz?" In addition to being incredibly crass, Lil Wayne is actually also incredibly funny. I'm still around, like them Geico cavemen." It's not entirely clear (or clear at all) what Ghostface is talking about, but it's still pretty funny. "Scooby snack, jurassic plastic, gas booby trap." 'Look at him, still sleeping.'"Ĭracking jokes at a funeral is possibly the epitome of dark humor. "At your wake, as I peek in, look in your casket, feeling sarcastic. Logic's good guy persona extends even into his lyrics about drive-bys. Once upon a time I brought a Super Soaker to a drive-by." Some people always find the silver lining, according to Kanye.
"Couldn't afford a car, so she named her daughter Alexis." One would think the first thing to come off would be the shirt, but Hurricane Chris goes straight to taking his shoes off in the club. "It's so hot up in da club that I ain't got no shoes on." "She said, 'Boy, you want your cake and eat it too.' I said 'it's cake. It's a shame, really, because that means people sleep on this line. He ran away."Įverybody thinks of the line about magnets when they think of this Insane Clown Posse song about miracles and science. "I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay. I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby." "Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby. Ludacris excels at coming up with punchlines like this. "Have you ever seen crocodile seats in the truck? Turn around, sit down, let 'em bite yo butt." In addition to eating a can of dog food, you are also illin' if you order McDonald's at a KFC, forget which sporting event you are attending, and try to hit on a girl despite having terrible breath, according to Run DMC. But homes you did not read it was a can of dog food." You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood. It was salty with butter, and it was def. Will Smith's reputation as a wholesome rapper got its start with songs like "Parents Just Don't Understand," thanks to PG jokes about pants. "If you don't want to, I can live with that, but you gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks." Will Smith, "Parents Just Don't Understand" Despite his general persona, Kanye isn't completely serious all the time.
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